Welche Matthew Perrys Lieblingszeile von Chandler Bing ist und weitere Jokes des „Friends“-Charakters haben wir im Artikel zusammengefasst.
03.11.2023 - 10:53 Uhr
Von 1994 bis 2004 spielte Matthew Perry in der beliebten Serie „Friends“ die Rolle des Chandler Bing. Auch bekannt als der „King of Jokes“ bringt er die Zuschauer mit seinen sarkastischen Sprüchen und seiner charmanten und manchmal schüchternen Art bis heute zum Lachen. Wir haben seine besten Sprüche zusammengefasst und verraten Matthew Perrys Lieblingsjoke.
- "Could I BE any more...?"
- "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
- "You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!" (Matthew Perrys Lieblingswitz)
- "Hi I’m Chandler, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable."
- "I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!"
- "My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight."
- "Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... Did I say that out loud?"
- "I can handle this. 'Handle' is my middle name. Well, actually, it's the middle part of my first name."
- Monica: „That’s my bathing suit from highschool. I was a little bigger then.“
Chandler: „Oh I thought that’s what they used to cover Connecticut with.“ - Chandler: „Condoms?“
Joey: „You don’t know how long we’re gonna be in here. We may have to repopulate the earth.“
Chandler: „And condoms are the way to do that?“
- Ross: „I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.“
Chandler: „Was that place THE SUN?“ - Joey: „Some girl ate Monica!“
Monica: „Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds.“
Chandler: „So many cameras were actually on you.“
- Joey: „Oh sorry, did I get you?“
Chandler: „No you didn’t get me. It’s electric drill. You get me, you kill me.“
- Ross: „Someone at work ate my sandwich!“
Chandler: „What did the police say?“
- Monica: „Why is your family scottish?“
Chandler: „Why is your family Ross?“
- „Joey was born and then 28 years later I was robbed.“
- „And I just want a million dollars.“
- Ross: „Hey, check out those blondes over there. Hey, come with me.“
Chandler: „Are you trying to get everybody divorced?“ - „I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.“
- „I’m full, and yet I know if I stop eatting this, I’ll regret it.“
- „If I were a guy and … did I just say, ‚If I were a guy‘?“
- „I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.“
- Chandler: „I got her machine.“
Joey: „Her answering machine?“
Chandler: „No. Interestingly enough her leafblower picked up.“ - Janice: „What a small world“.
Chandler: „And yet I never run into Beyonce.“ - „I’m a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1200 times.“
- „Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to ‚I love you‘ was ‚Oh crap‘!“
- „I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.“
- „When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating.“
- „Because, Phoebe, sometimes after you sleep with someone you have to kill a fish.“
- „We swallow our feelings, even if it means we’re unhappy forever. Sound good?“
- „Nice camouflage. For a minute, I almost didn’t see you.“
- „I’m sorry, we don’t have your sheep.“
- „I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.“
- „All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men.“
- „I am not ‚blah‘, I am a hoot!“
- „Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I’m a giant“.
- „Seriously, good luck marrying me.“
- Ross: „She [Rachel] thinks he’s [Mark] being nice to her, but I know he really wants to sleep with her!“
Chandler: „It’s seven years ago. My time machine works“.
- „It’s a Sunday. I don’t move on Sundays.“
- „Couldn’t we just lose our virginities again? Because I think, actually, mine’s growing back.“